February 2012
92 posts
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak replied to your photo: I’m so annoyed with the fact that my face gets red…
I like that I’d be able to draw you with just glasses and eyebrows and you’d be identifiable
Hahaha. I’m extremely pleased with this observation. I’ve never noticed it before but it is totally plausible. Now I’m going to stroke my eyebrows and say ‘yes’ and...
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M: Wow, her nudes and sexy pictures aren’t even on any of the GOOD blogs.
Me: …
M: She is so unattractive and vile!
Me: Dude, firstly, you need to get off the internet. Secondly, you’re a fucking bitch, and I’m going to feed you to my tigers when I open my exotic animal rescue. Or I’ll burn you at the steak.
M: You won’t hear me scream.
Me: …I’m...
disgustinghuman:
barverineceaser replied to your post: barverineceaser replied to your post: thanks for…
No way hose…hosay? I thought it would moreso make you remember that glorious night a little while ago and make you laugh at how much of a mook she can be? I weep at the thought of hurting yee.
hahahahahahaha yeahhhhhh but like barbara how can you say you love your DS and can’t survive...
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A Tentaclesque Embrace: a tip →
farrahtales:
Use your body. I don’t care what you use it for, but use it. Use it to run, use it to sculpt, use it to paint, use it to swim, use it to turn the pages of a book, use it to create meals, use it to enjoy meals—I mean really enjoy meals. Like don’t just scarf down some quick microwavable for the…
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what?
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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