FAVORITE SCRUBS MOMENTS: ONE PER EPISODE
4.11 “My Unicorn”
Me: I’m that awkward weight of not being overweight, but not being really skinny.
A: You mean…normal?
Me: Yeah! Except not as…ok sounding.
Why are aliens so hot?
THANE/WREX
GET IN MY GOD DAMNED BED.
…

I will never not agree with that. I love love love this part/movie
Adorable Celebrity Being Adorable of the Day: In honor of her 31st birthday, Kristen Bell’s boyfriend, Dax Shepard, arranged for her to meet a sloth in person for the very first time.
It was a tearful experience to say the least.
[ellen.]
oh my god this is the most funniest thing.
D’aaawwww

Still happens..
Not likely with a name like Barbara
Community #1.18 ‘Basic Genealogy’

Sometimes I just feel like the only place that “gets me” is the internet. Put that in your pipe and smoke it MOM.
Just joking, my mom is literally the best.

I just got back from work. Nine hours of doing receiving is fucking treacherous. And why did I think it a good idea to kill myself with exercise before work? BECAUSE I AM TANK. Seriously though, I’m exhausted but I feel like a boss.
Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch.
I spy Phoenix. I hate Phoenix. Well basically Jean Grey. Fuck that bitch.

I’m le tired, and I don’t want to go to work anymore. My job is stanky, and exhausting and it pays like poopoo. And I reeeaaaally hate doing an eight and a half + hour shift knowing full well that I’m going to be tired after the sixth hour and have my entire day rendered useless in regards of fun because starting at two in the afternoon is basically the middle of the day. What’s worse is that I was supposed to work twelve till four today, but my manager changed the schedule on us again without letting us know. I’m closed three days in a row. I’m done with this. I’m changing me availability to twice a week lololololol. /not wanting to deal with working in retail anymore.
Ralph Fiennes being made to read a Voldemort/Harry fanfic [x]







